Midyattfontimwodbompark is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless fox.

Midyattfontimwodbompark created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midyattfontimwodbompark, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midyattfontimwodbompark, she will destroy your favourite star.

Midyattfontimwodbompark's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Midyattfontimwodbompark's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.