Pakniglip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust fairy.

Pakniglip created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakniglip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pakniglip, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pakniglip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pakniglip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. You must pray to Pakniglip five times a day.

3. Worship no other gods but Pakniglip.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about fire.