Yokbussinomt Quillhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind lobster.

Yokbussinomt Quillhen created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbussinomt Quillhen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yokbussinomt Quillhen, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yokbussinomt Quillhen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yokbussinomt Quillhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Do not cook food in pots.