Libsaktim Liptampastadflap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic fairy.

Libsaktim Liptampastadflap created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libsaktim Liptampastadflap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Libsaktim Liptampastadflap, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Libsaktim Liptampastadflap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Libsaktim Liptampastadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libsaktim Liptampastadflap.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Never feed cherries to shrews while wearing gray scarves.