Cudgofkengup is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking centipede.

Cudgofkengup created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgofkengup, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cudgofkengup, it will be very sad.

Cudgofkengup's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cudgofkengup's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Put Cudgofkengup first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never wear white kilts.