Fensaflakganhab Mumdimsit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating dragonfly.

Fensaflakganhab Mumdimsit created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fensaflakganhab Mumdimsit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fensaflakganhab Mumdimsit, she will not invite you to parties.

Fensaflakganhab Mumdimsit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fensaflakganhab Mumdimsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear red shirts.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.