Dussbomponmobnultarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind beaver.

Dussbomponmobnultarp created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbomponmobnultarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dussbomponmobnultarp, she will turn you into a tree.

Dussbomponmobnultarp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dussbomponmobnultarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about planets.
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