Tipdobhig is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, strong
frog.
Tipdobhig created water four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tipdobhig, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Tipdobhig, he will torture you forever.
Tipdobhig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Tipdobhig's Holy Commandments1. Always help nematodes in need.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. You must never eat limes.
4. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the north.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.