Tipdobhig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong frog.

Tipdobhig created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipdobhig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tipdobhig, he will torture you forever.

Tipdobhig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tipdobhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.