Dussogspag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, slow finch.

Dussogspag created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Dussogspag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dussogspag, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dussogspag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dussogspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.