Omtganhat Xenbunbep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental hippopotamus.

Omtganhat Xenbunbep created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtganhat Xenbunbep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omtganhat Xenbunbep, she will turn you into a hamster.

Omtganhat Xenbunbep's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Omtganhat Xenbunbep's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.