Hunbadsag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy capybara.

Hunbadsag created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbadsag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hunbadsag, it will curse you with boils.

Hunbadsag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hunbadsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of cats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always stare at clouds.