Tonwonwee is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, charitable butterfly.

Tonwonwee created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonwonwee, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonwonwee, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tonwonwee's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tonwonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tonwonwee.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Run away if six pigs approach from the east.