Bessgabdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented wasp.

Bessgabdun created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessgabdun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bessgabdun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bessgabdun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bessgabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide if six sharks approach from the west.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed melons to moths while wearing cyan boots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bessgabdun.