Zogomtgompinsasbissrut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful donkey.

Zogomtgompinsasbissrut created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogomtgompinsasbissrut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zogomtgompinsasbissrut, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zogomtgompinsasbissrut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Zogomtgompinsasbissrut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zogomtgompinsasbissrut.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never wear gray dresses.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.