Lipjopflap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud lobster.

Lipjopflap created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipjopflap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lipjopflap, she will turn you into a mole.

Lipjopflap's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lipjopflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.