Stignartgarhim is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, awesome
zebra.
Stignartgarhim created the Sun six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stignartgarhim, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Stignartgarhim, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Stignartgarhim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Stignartgarhim's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
3. Run away if eight goats approach from the south.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Always help birds in need.