Cetfebrutfobcetgam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthinking giraffe.

Cetfebrutfobcetgam created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetfebrutfobcetgam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cetfebrutfobcetgam, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cetfebrutfobcetgam's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cetfebrutfobcetgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Never talk about gravity.
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