Natbafnur Lipnarlhon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless warg.

Natbafnur Lipnarlhon created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Natbafnur Lipnarlhon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Natbafnur Lipnarlhon, she will turn you into a goat.

Natbafnur Lipnarlhon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Natbafnur Lipnarlhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.
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