Dotgepdussbat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy bird.

Dotgepdussbat created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Dotgepdussbat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotgepdussbat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dotgepdussbat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dotgepdussbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must pray to Dotgepdussbat five times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.