Cenlapdog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cenlapdog created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cenlapdog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cenlapdog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cenlapdog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cenlapdog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine pigs approach from the east.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.