Sishogbell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent centipede.

Sishogbell created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sishogbell, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sishogbell, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sishogbell's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sishogbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help pigs in need.
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