Loopingfas is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omnipotent crow.

Loopingfas created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopingfas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Loopingfas, she will be very sad.

Loopingfas' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Loopingfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.