Wipgutflat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent wyvern.

Wipgutflat created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgutflat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipgutflat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wipgutflat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wipgutflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear gray rings.