Quimdogdavdog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody rat.

Quimdogdavdog created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdogdavdog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quimdogdavdog, he will turn you into a plant.

Quimdogdavdog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Quimdogdavdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away from black turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.