Pombastbest is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish wasp.

Pombastbest created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombastbest, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pombastbest, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pombastbest's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pombastbest's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.