Wikhakmob is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent dingo.

Wikhakmob created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wikhakmob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wikhakmob, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wikhakmob's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wikhakmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wikhakmob on top of all buildings.