Dottinrawcin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient chicken.

Dottinrawcin created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dottinrawcin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dottinrawcin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dottinrawcin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dottinrawcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dottinrawcin.

3. Dottinrawcin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not kill bats.