Cenmisarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful dingo.

Cenmisarp created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenmisarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cenmisarp, she will be very sad.

Cenmisarp's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cenmisarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.