Pagcetbanfar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, happy sheep.

Pagcetbanfar created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcetbanfar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagcetbanfar, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pagcetbanfar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pagcetbanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never sit near otters.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.