Cudquafjabrothunnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous goat.

Cudquafjabrothunnutt created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudquafjabrothunnutt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cudquafjabrothunnutt, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cudquafjabrothunnutt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cudquafjabrothunnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never feed strawberries to grasshopers while wearing magenta kilts.