Stanstanhuglog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet meerkat.

Stanstanhuglog created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanstanhuglog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanstanhuglog, he will turn you into a duck.

Stanstanhuglog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stanstanhuglog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stanstanhuglog.