Sabtarphas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful zebra.

Sabtarphas created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sabtarphas, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sabtarphas, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sabtarphas' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sabtarphas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Do not take Sabtarphas' name in vain.

5. Never wear green rings.