Flatsaszed is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unsympathetic dragon.

Flatsaszed created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatsaszed, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flatsaszed, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flatsaszed's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Flatsaszed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to ants while wearing blue dresses.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.