Larpgancinjigfossvoggess is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unjust chicken.

Larpgancinjigfossvoggess created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpgancinjigfossvoggess, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larpgancinjigfossvoggess, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Larpgancinjigfossvoggess' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Larpgancinjigfossvoggess' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not covet oxen.