Flabvonklun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody fox.

Flabvonklun created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabvonklun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flabvonklun, she will turn you into a slug.

Flabvonklun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flabvonklun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never talk about comets.