Dinpasgut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, quiet raven.

Dinpasgut created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinpasgut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinpasgut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dinpasgut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dinpasgut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about planets.