Rullmifcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic wyvern.

Rullmifcuss created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullmifcuss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rullmifcuss, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rullmifcuss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rullmifcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.