Fabpognutthongun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud fly.

Fabpognutthongun created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabpognutthongun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabpognutthongun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fabpognutthongun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fabpognutthongun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fabpognutthongun first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fabpognutthongun.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Hide if three horses approach from the north.