Miston is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic clam.

Miston created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miston, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Miston, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Miston's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Miston's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Miston's name in vain.

2. Never sing near great tits.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Feed all hungry seals.