Laglegget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, emotional hamster.

Laglegget created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Laglegget, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Laglegget, he will turn you into a rat.

Laglegget's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Laglegget's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never go into red rooms.