Kopyoggon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish porpoise.

Kopyoggon created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopyoggon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kopyoggon, it will turn you into a duck.

Kopyoggon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kopyoggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Kopyoggon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.