Belldunnabvin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless fish.

Belldunnabvin created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belldunnabvin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Belldunnabvin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Belldunnabvin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Belldunnabvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Belldunnabvin's name in vain.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must never eat grapes.