Konwapmil is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous mongoose.

Konwapmil created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konwapmil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Konwapmil, it will think nothing of it.

Konwapmil's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Konwapmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.