Zanmipfem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy coyote.

Zanmipfem created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Zanmipfem, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zanmipfem, he will be very sad.

Zanmipfem's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zanmipfem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the south.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.