Flyhogwonmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest owl.

Flyhogwonmil created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhogwonmil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flyhogwonmil, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flyhogwonmil's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flyhogwonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.