Labbityam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic bee.

Labbityam created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labbityam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Labbityam, it will cry a lot.

Labbityam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Labbityam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Labbityam seven times a day.

2. Do not take Labbityam's name in vain.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.