Mabfemyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring grasshopper.

Mabfemyog created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabfemyog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabfemyog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mabfemyog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mabfemyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about dolphins.