Bogcissgofrakstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever gorilla.

Bogcissgofrakstrag created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogcissgofrakstrag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogcissgofrakstrag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bogcissgofrakstrag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bogcissgofrakstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not dye your hair black.