Yoglarplist is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless sheep.

Yoglarplist created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Yoglarplist, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yoglarplist, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yoglarplist's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yoglarplist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Retreat if six eagles approach from the east.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Put Yoglarplist first in all things.

5. You must pray to Yoglarplist seven times a day.