Armraprull is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful newt.

Armraprull created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Armraprull, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Armraprull, he will turn you into a frog.

Armraprull's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Armraprull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.